PinnedA Humble RecommendationIf we want to reduce random gun violence, the answer is obvious: we have to start shooting our own children.Apr 26, 20213Apr 26, 20213
On Being Grateful And Not Dead YetYesterday was Thanksgiving here in the USA. If you’re reading this at another time of the year, that’s okay as long as you accompany the…Nov 25, 2022Nov 25, 2022
The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Hunter BidenThe key to solving inflation, immigration, crime, fentanyl, gay marriage, abortion, sex trafficking, and transgender people using restrooms…Nov 21, 2022Nov 21, 2022
Provocatively Combining Words For Fun And Zero Profit“If you wrote something a while back, but haven’t written anything lately, you’re not a writer. You’re someone who has written.”Nov 17, 2022Nov 17, 2022
Life Is What Happens While You’re Busy Watching Big Cats Get Busy“I’m pretty sure no one here has a single clue as to what they’re doing.”Nov 11, 2022Nov 11, 2022
Look, How About You Save Your Daylight For Someone Who Actually Cares?Happy End of Daylight Saving Time!Nov 7, 2022Nov 7, 2022
A Billionaire And A Gay Prostitute Walk Into The Public Square…Recently, a deranged Canadian immigrant attempted to upend the government of the United States by means of violence. I mean, a deranged…Nov 4, 2022Nov 4, 2022
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